But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's shark week go big or go home
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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