SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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