The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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