So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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