how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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