You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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