jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I have already put on my inside pants.
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