She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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