Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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