hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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