whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
