There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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