Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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