The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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