i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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