Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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