I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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