So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
