is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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