Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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