I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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