Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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