And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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