U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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