Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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