Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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