And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
