yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
soo... how was my night?
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