I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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