I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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