hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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