What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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