I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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