Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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