I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
