awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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