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It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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