Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
there was a trapeze. enough said
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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