No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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