we made out on top of his cat.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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