so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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