your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
