It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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