come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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