If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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