The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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