do herpes really smell.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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