what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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