Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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