WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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